Pippa Pendleton is quite a character and a celebrity in England . . . She has problems her men, however . . . having been evicted by her first man, and having had a near terminal argument with her second man is in permanent fear of being evicted and tells her story . . .
I love Harem dearly but he's a difficult man.
He changes his mind and goes from one of us in his harem to the other and says he loves us all but the other girls said they heard him telling his wife that he'd boot me out as soon as he took photos of me. Talk about an ungrateful old geezer.
How on earth can I get him to realise that I'm really the very best of all?
So I thought I'd do something special bearing in mind my experience as an escort, a "working girl". How on earth does a girl like me cement her position in a household like his?
Gotta get under his skin. I'll do anything to stay at his place . . . I won't get a catch like him again in a hurry . . .
Well, blokes prefer blondes . . . however much us brunettes are superior
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So I went to the hairdresser
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and got my hair dyed.
And the manicurist too . . .
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That should help me get my claws into him.
And then I unleashed my secret weapon. No man can resist it
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Nothing emerging out of a bosom ever ceases to excite interest . . .
It was a special one
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and I had more . . .
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Then
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I started to blow it up
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carefully holding one side to blow up the other
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holding it firmly to inflate evenly
It required quite a bit of puff
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but us escort girls
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know exactly what to do
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securing knots
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so our men just
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cannot resist
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Then the next
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and making sure the two ears inflated properly first
I blew up the body of the balloon this time
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Getting bigger
and bigger
Then I teased him a bit with it
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before putting it at my feet
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That was hilarious, that was! He thought he knew all about me and didn't think I could bend in the middle of my body like that to bend over. All the better of course for the sort of things an escort does in bed
Then I blew up a bigger one
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and knotted it securely
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Enjoying the feel of the smoothness on my face
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then . . .
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Well a girl's got to get a man's interest somehow . . .
Feeling it sensuously
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and squeezing it
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like I like to squeeze my men.
And don't they love it!
Love and kisses
Pippa xx[/quote]